- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

what do u call a black man a black man

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Rigo your a stupid ass

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