Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Hi

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Gun Control

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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