Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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raping black women

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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one day i went to bed

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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