So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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This one sucks!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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