- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

falling didnt make the difference

A handicapp walks into a bar

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Gingers.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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