Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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