- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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