- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

knock knock who's there me i kill you

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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