What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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There's my tractor.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Joke.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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DESERT

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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