Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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You're welcome!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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TOBUSCUS

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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