What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Republicans

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Anti Joke

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