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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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