I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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GONNA

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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I told you it would happen

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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No.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Anti Joke

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