What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Justin Beiber

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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i lost the game

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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