how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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I told you it would happen

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No.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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