- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Take off your shoes.

Woman Rights

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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