What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

melon

Potassium? K.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

your moms my other ride

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

you are a åsshole :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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