What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Black Friday

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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