- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

women's rights.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

That's what she didn't say

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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