- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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