There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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soccer

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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