What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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