Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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People Order Our Patties

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