roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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why does column have a letter n?

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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