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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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