Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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69 :)

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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