how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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