- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Psychics.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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