- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

HEY YOU!!!!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Whats the difference between a frog?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

There's my tractor.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

E= McVagina

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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