yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Jacob Edwards has friends

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

im a dragon, no im not

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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