http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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TOBUSCUS

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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hi will

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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