- Anti Joke

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

one day i went to bed

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

one day i went to bed

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

one day i went to bed

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...