What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Knock knock Who's there Police

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Jews

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

try slamming a revolving door

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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