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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Justin Bieber.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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