Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Black People.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

why does column have a letter n?

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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