Jews

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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