- Anti Joke

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife