- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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