It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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