what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Your mama's so fat.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Queens Park rangers

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

hi bye

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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