- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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