What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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brandon ya twwat

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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