What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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