- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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