- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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