What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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women's rights.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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