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GONNA

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Thumbs this down

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Harry Styles

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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