Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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