And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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I pooped.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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