Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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bryden is a faggot

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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