A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Illumati Confirmed

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