- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

1 + 1 = 3

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

knock, knock. come in.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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