What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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WNBA

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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