- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

The person below me is weird.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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