- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Darude - Sandstorm

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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