- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Cripples are lame.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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