- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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