- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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