Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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nba live 13

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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i like pie.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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knock knock piss off

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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