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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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