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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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