A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Which is longer? A rope...

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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