- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

knock knock who's there no one

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why does life suck? Because it does

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Women's rights

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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