I never asked for this.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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