What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Women's Rights.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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