- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Knock knock! Ding dong.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Womens rights !

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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