A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

I LIKE TRAINS

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Scott Gomez

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

I told you it would happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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