Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Women's rights

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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