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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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