- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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