what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Women's rights

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Anti Joke

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