- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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