- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

bob saget

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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