- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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