What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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The person below me is weird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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