'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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I've got a dig bick

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why does column have a letter n?

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I LIKE TRAINS

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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