Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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