When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What's an Anti Joke?

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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shut up iggy

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Penisland

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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