one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Penis

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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