- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Woman's rights

Women's rights.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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