A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Womens rights !

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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