What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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a man is running away

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Error 37.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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