Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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