Nickelback

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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how may i help you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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WNBA

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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