- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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