why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Black Friday

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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shut up iggy

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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