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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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