How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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a man said hi.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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