- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

If life throws you melons... ouch

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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