whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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try slamming a revolving door

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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