Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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