- Anti Joke

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

My kids are mistakes.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Who wants pizza crusts?