- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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