what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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penis

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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lol a man is drowning

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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