how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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fruit salad?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Dance is a sport

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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