Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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