A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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ugh good riddance

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Flop dog

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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