Two english guys meet at work

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

you know whats funny... nothing.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Blake wilkeys hair style

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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