- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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