What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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penis

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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