- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Women's rights.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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