Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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