Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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acualy is dolan

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Anti Joke

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