- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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