- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

to get to the other side.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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