- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

The Game.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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