so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Dance is a sport

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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falling didnt make the difference

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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nipple

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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