If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Jesus was a good guy

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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