What's funnier than poop? More poop

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That's what SHE said!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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A man walks into a bar.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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