a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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knock knock piss off

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Romans rights.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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