Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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