- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

what time is it? 3:16

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Your mama's so fat.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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