Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Whats the difference between a frog?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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