- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

knock knock Come in!!!

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

This is not an anti joke.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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