While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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poop

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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