what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Take this and put it- No.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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