Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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how may i help you

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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