i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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I have aids

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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