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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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