why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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