- Anti Joke

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Kim Kardashian got a job.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!