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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

An English man walks into a pub.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A white person at Harvard

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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