Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Dylan is gay

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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out of your comfort zone

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Cool Brian

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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gay marriage.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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