knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Take off your shoes.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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