- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

knock knock

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

... i forgot the joke :p

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man said hi.

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