He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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womens rights

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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