Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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knock knock

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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