What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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you are a åsshole :)

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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