What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Jesus was a good guy

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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