- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

A blind man walks into a wall.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99