What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

TWIX PAUSE!

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Michael Castillo is gay

Mark Wilson

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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