How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Chinese drivers.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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