What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Membean

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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