- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Justin's hair

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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