What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Jimmy Saville

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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