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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Patriarchy.

Gorden Brown.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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