"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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