Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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