- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Justin's hair

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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