- Anti Joke

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Knock Knock Not Yet

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why is pi? Because circles.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

A blind man walks into a wall.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire