A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Justin's hair

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Scott Gomez

Why did i write this? I was bored

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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