Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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DESERT

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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