(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Women's rights

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Membean

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try slamming a revolving door

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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bees knees

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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