- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.