Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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WNBA

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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