- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Anagram.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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