Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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a man said hi.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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