What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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