What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Jimmy Saville

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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