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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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