- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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