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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Womans profesional lacrosse

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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