What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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