- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

luke moore cant pull it back

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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