You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

pickle sniffer

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Womens rights !

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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