how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Jesus was a good guy

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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