Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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How do you spell eight? 8

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your going to die

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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