knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

knock knock ... no one was in

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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