What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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the WNBA

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Anti Joke

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