black people are white when i use night gogles

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the book disappear?

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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