Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

you know whats funny... nothing.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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