- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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