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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Your mom.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Wats rong with yo leg.....

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Women.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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