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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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