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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

i'm funny

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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