Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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who is mark

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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