four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

A black guy gets a job...

A baby seal walks into a club.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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