What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Ju... Just why?

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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