whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Harry Styles

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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