poop

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Flop dog

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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