Why does life suck? Because it does

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Donkey lips

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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