Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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