How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Once upon a cross

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Anti Joke

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