- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

a man said hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

matt f stupid because no one likes him

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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