What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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