- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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