what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Take this and put it- No.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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