- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

i saw your mom, i said hi

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Wy did the chicken?

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Hi? No!!!!!

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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