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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Morning wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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