- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Gorden Brown.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What's funnier than 68 69

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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