How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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tims sty:)

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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