- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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