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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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