- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Cripples are lame.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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