- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get in the car.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Dusters blow stuff.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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