- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Harry Styles

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Thumbs this down

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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