Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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