- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Donkey lips

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

There's a god, just kidding.

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