- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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