No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

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