- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

out of your comfort zone

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

GONNA

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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